Tuesday, 26 November 2019

main gandu se kajar kaise bana ( a hot faimly kahani)

ye kahani bhi main apne naam yani asif k naam se hi likh raha hoon

kahani shoro karne se pehle main app ko apna aur apne ghar aur family member,s ka intro karwa deta hoon



abu jaan.... aslam kabad ka kaam karte hain jis se k unhain ache khase paise bhi bachte hain .... age... 45 hai aur sakht kaam ki waja se kafi

fit bhi hain

ammi.... farah .... age... 40 hai rang halka sanwla hai lakin bala ka sex jism hai ammi ka khas kar ammi ki gaand jo k kisi ka bhi loda khada kar

de aur boob,s toh mano k jaise qameez ko phad k hi bahir a jain ge

appi... saima shah .. age.. 22 hai bilkul ammi ki jawani ki tasveer hai bus rang thoda fair hai appi ka 10th tak hi padha hai us k baad abu ne

pdhana band kar diya tha aur ab ghar k kaam karti hai

samreen...(simmi appi) age 20 appi ki trha 10th se aage nai padhi hai aur kafi hans mukh hai kisi baat ka zyada der tak gussa nai karti

main.... asif shah.... age ..18 .. hai aur main bhi 10th tak hi pdha hoon aur kafi sharmila aur phato kisam ka ladka tha


ye kahani shoro hoti hai ajj se koi 3 saal pehle jub main koi 15 ka tha aur appi 19 ki hoon gi aur main sachool main padhta tha



mere sath sachooh main meri gali ka ek ladka jis ka naam arif hai aur mera best frnd bhi hai padhta tha arif aur main ek sath hi sachool jaya

karte the aur ek hi class main pdha karte the 9th main

arif apne maa baap ka ekloya ladka tha aur us ka koi bhi behan bhai nai tha aur us k abu redhi ligaya karte the jis per wo frute bech k apne

ghar ka kharcha chalaya karte the

kion k arif ek gareeb ghar ka ladka tha is liye use ghar se itne paise bhi nai mila karte the kharche k liye aur milte toh mujhe bhi nai the kion k

abu bolte the k is trha ladka bigad jaye ga lakin phir bhi arif k pass aksar paise hote jo k wo khol k kharch karta tha aur mujhe bhi khilata

maine kai bar arif se poucha k yar tere pass itne paise ate kahan se hain lakin wo bolta yar khao piyo aur maze karo pouch k kare ga kya

arif ki baat sun k main bhi chup ho jata k chalo mujhe kya hai jahan se bhi lata ho mujhe mil jate hain baki choro aur magan ho jata

1 din hum school se nikle hi the k arif ne kaha yar asif tera dil nai karta k tere pass bhi paise hoon aur jo tera dil chahe khaya piya kare aur kisi

ki taraf dekhna na pade

maine kaha haan yar lakin mujhe paise de ga kon aur kion de ga

arif,,, dekho asif agar paise chahiye hain toh kal school se chuti karni ho gi

main... lakin school se chuti kar k jana kahan hai

arif... tum mere sath chalo ge jahan main jaon ga tum bus wahan mere sath rehna kion k hum ek hi jaga k hain aur sath hi chuti karain ge aur

koi bahana bhi bana lain ge toh koi hum pe shak nai kare ga

main... dekho arif koi panga toh nai hai na kahin koi chori toh nai karni tum ne

arif.... nai yar jo bhi karon ga tere samne hi karon ga aur jo paise mila karain ge hum appis main baant liya karain ge lakin wada kar k toh kisi

ko bole ga nai

maine arif se wada kar liya aur phir hum apne gharon ki taraf nikal gye

agli subah main jaise hi ghar se nikla school jane k liye toh arif bahir hi khada tha mere intzar main

main... arif ko dekhte hi bol pada yar mujhe nai lagta k humain kahin jana chahiye

arif... abe gandu dar kion raha hai jo karon ga main hi karon ga toh bus mere sath rehna

main... dekh arif koi gad bad toh nai ho gi na

arif... nai yar gad bad kaisi hum koi kisi ko lotne k liye toh nai ja rahe hain

main... yar jana kahan aur kitne paise milain ge humain

arif... dekh yar 200 milain ge 100 toh rakh lena 100 main rakh loon ga theek hai

main.... 100 ka sun k khush ho gya kion k kabhi ghar se 5 100 se zyada mile hi nai the isi liye main khushi se arif k sath chal pada jo k mujhe

kareeb hi colony main le gya aur wahan ek makan pe knock kar di

main bhi arif k sath hi khada tha lakin kafi dara howa bhi tha aur us waqt mere pasene bhi chhoot rahe the dar ki waja se

kuch hi der hoi thi k door khol gya aur samne humare school k teacher jin ka naam asad shah tha khade howe the aur humain dekh k halka sa

muskura diye aur humain ander ane k liye bole toh arif aram se sir ki side se ander chala gya lakin main ghabra raha tha k pata nai arif yaha

kion aya hai k tabhi sir ne kaha chalo ab a bhi jao ander k bahir hi khada rehna hai

main sir ki baat sun k darta howa  main inter howa jo k 2 room aur ek haal ka ghar tha lakin wahan sir akele hi rehte the

sir ne mere room main ate hi door lock kar diya aur arif ki taraf dekhte howe bole kya ajj is laya hai gaand marwane k liye

arif sir ki baat sun k bola nai sir ye aisa ladka nai hai ye toh bus mere sath aya hai karon ga main hi

sir ne arif ki baat sun k kaha chalo koi baat nai lakin agar is ka bhi dil karne laga toh phir ajj is k sath hi maza karon ga main

arif ne sir ki baat ka koi jawab nai diya toh sir ne arif ko apni taraf khinch liya aur bole chal be gandu ab jaldi se apne kapde utar time nai hai

mere pass zyada

main haka baka wahan khada ye sab dekh raha tha aur pareshan bhi ho raha tha k akhir arif ye sab bhi karta hai aur mujhe is ne kabhi btaya

hi nai

sir ne meri taraf dekha aur kaha asif agar tera dil kar raha hai toh aja main tujhe 300 de doon ga

maine jaldi se naa main sar hilaya aur kaha nai sir maine kabhi nai kiya ye kaam app arif k sath hi kar lo

sir ne meri baat sunte hi apni shilwar khol di aur nange ho gye aur meri ankhain un ka loda dekh k phati ki phati reh gai aur main sochne laga

k akhir ye itna bada aur mota loda arif apni gaand main le ga kaise



ye baat nai k main koi bouhat zyada bhola tha aur mujhe kisi baat ka pata nai tha bus zara sharmila tha jis ki waja se kabhi kisi dost k sath

bhi aisi baat nai ki